At work last night:

Couple: “Do you guys have <incomprehensible movie title>?”
Me: “Pardon?”
Couple: “Do you have <still incomprehensible movie title>?”
Me: “How do you spell that?”
Couple: “Um, which part can’t you spell?”
Me: “Uh, the whole part?”

Turns out they were looking for Police Academy. Don’t I feel like an idiot for asking how to spell it?

Perhaps they should instead be looking for a guide on how to actually open one’s mouth when speaking, so that the words are comprehensible.